How many bees you got?

Bees?

So after a while of trying to lucid dream I finally did it! I realized that I was dreaming and was so happy that I had done it. I started thinking of all the things I could do within the dream. Then, I realized... I can have sex!

I thought to myself "When I turn around, there will be a hot naked girl behind me."

I turned around and what do you know... Hot naked girl! I took her over to my bed and I went at her hard.

After a while her moans started to sound... Masculine... I opened my eyes and discovered that the hot babe I was ramming had turned into some fat old dude!

I jumped and fell off the bed. The man looked at me and I thought "Wait... That's Danny Devito! What the ♥♥♥♥?!?"

And then an egg came out of his ass and he said "Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?"

Thank God my alarm went off right after that... No more sex in dreams from now on.

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