🗣️ : ayo ayo ayo itu... zona dulu bang zona dulu, zona dulu bang

😬 : oke oke oke oke ini mau ke atas ni mau ke atas ni... tenang aja tenang aja

🗣️ : ah itu di kananmu dikananmu
🤔 : mana mana mana?
🗣️ : we dikananmu itu
😲 : mana?
🗣️ : kananmu itu
😱 : oh oke oke oke diam diam aku mau fokus ni
🗣️ : we...
😬 : selow selow
🗣️ : we bodo kali kau
😬 : selow

( telepon masuk dari sayang )

🤬 : hoi apa pante ceweku ini anjeengg we babiiii
😂 : hahahahaha
😡 : aku lagi enak.. woi ma
( sayang dimana? )
😡 : apa ni...???
( aku rindu )
🤬 : rindu bapak kau

tipis tipis abangkuh 🔥🔥
sesekali 🙌🏼
kelas abangkuh 🔥🔝
izin abangkuh 🔥
panutan 🔝✊🏼🙌🏼
kelas abangda 🔥🫡
rispeekk 👍🏼🙌🏼
manyala ilmu padi 🌾
kelas boskuuuh 🔥👍🏼
kalau diatas jgn lupa merunduk
tetep ilmu padi 🌾🌾
kasih paham tipis tipis 🤝🏼
top abangku 👍🏼👍🏼
eh yg punya setengah indo nih ee 😜😜
kelas banget kanda 🙏🏼🕺🏻
manyala capt 🔥🔥
abang idola panutan ini 😘😘
top 🔝
jangan kasih kendor ee 🕺🏻🕺🏻
idola 🙌🏼🙌🏼
capt idolaa 🔥🙌🏼🔝
kasih paham capt 🔥💯🙌🏼
apotik tutup captain 🔥🔥💯🔝
lanjutkan abangkuuhh 🔥🔝💥
jangan kasi longgar king 🔝💯🔥🙌🏼
eitsss pondasi bangsa abangkuuhh 🔥🔝🙌🏼

- cheater dog

-rep hacker

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

identity crisis ni orang