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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,544.4 hrs on record (622.0 hrs at review time)
"How To Start Hating Humanity The Game."

Repetitive grind.
Anti-friendship.
High risk, extremely low rewards.
Promotes griefing and bullying.
Toxic.

Still not sure if considered fun. At least it's open world...

Thumbs up because it looks pretty.
Posted 20 September, 2016. Last edited 27 November, 2019.
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32 people found this review helpful
51.1 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS GAME EXISTS, THEN DO NOT WRITE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEW!

I am only writing this review because this game does in fact deserve positive feedback. I am very disappointed at how the Steam community immediately give negative feedback to newly released games as if the game was already in its finalized form. This basically gives the developers no morale or reason to continue improving their game since the rating has already been decided by the sheer ignorance of the community.


Why I think this game deserves a positive review?
  1. Because it is on Steam.
  2. Because it has access to Steam functionality.
  3. Because it allows you to invite and play with your Steam friends.
  4. Because the game actually works as intended.
  5. Because you can do all that for FREE!

If you do not have friends, then go to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ https://www.chess.com/ like any normal chess enthusiast, and blitz against GM Hikaru. You didn't know that a massive chess community has existed for years in plain sight with all the features and functionality you were looking for in this Steam game? Why are you even here?

Don't write a review as if you know what the F you are talking about, you ignorant piece of chess!

On a side note, a lot of the negative feedback has to do with the developers' inability to market their Free to Play game properly. Seriously, why would you put "ads" as something to feature when the game clearly doesn't have them apart from the 7 seconds of developer showcasing? That's basically the same as Intel, Nvidia or AMD's splash screen intros. Literally, the first thing people comment on after launching this Steam game for the first time and reading the Premium upgrade is: "WHAT!? IT HAS ADS!?"
Posted 2 March, 2016. Last edited 10 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
4,977.4 hrs on record (2,743.7 hrs at review time)
CS2 Sub-Tick New Features:
  • pre-lag
  • pre-tagging
  • tag-warping
  • aim-stunning
  • sliding
  • bullet-curving
  • death prediction
  • induced collisions
  • audio negation
  • fake packet loss

With the absence of lag compensation, the sub-tick system is a "hinting" system.

Clients send hints to the server hinting that an action was performed, without actually having performed the action. The server then predicts whether the action could have been performed, and then executes it without giving the user back control. The server discards any and all information that it predicts could have been overridden by new data, even if the event did in fact occur.

When an enemy target is moving in front of the player, the player's keyboard and mouse controls will be completely disabled, preventing the player's character from moving. This is intentional by design to ensure the player's inputs are processed precisely by the server.

What you see is what you get!
Posted 21 June, 2013. Last edited 17 June.
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2,701.0 hrs on record (2,183.3 hrs at review time)
$h1t game if your team sucks. Fun game only if you win. This game will make you rage and hate Valve for all the bull$h1t that happens since you and your friends haven't mastered the game yet. Huge possibility that you will end up losing a few friends who play with you. Easy and medium bots are all stupid. Hard and unfair bots are unbalanced scripted deny wh0r3s but still stupid. Online community is mostly full of kids. Most players are unfriendly especially if they don't know you. Nobody cares about getting reported or even banned since you can get the game for free. Report system fails horribly and will never ever change. No moderation at all but this may change in future updates.

Update:
Welp... Map changed, heroes added, items added, and skills modified. Much more stuff to do and different ways to play. Still very much unbalanced but they're working on it. Stick to the unbalanced heroes and you won't rage as much. Play your favorites and you will lose a lot of keyboard keycaps. The "carry" role has been removed so don't bother with that mindset. Ironically, Anti-Mage now loses to all mages. LOL!
Posted 7 March, 2013. Last edited 1 January, 2022.
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4,013.3 hrs on record (2,261.8 hrs at review time)
Still a lot more fun than CS:GO.
Posted 2 December, 2012.
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44.7 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
Challenging co-op that requires very good teamwork and communication.
Shoot cops, take hostages, rob banks, etc... Worth every penny. :D
Posted 2 December, 2012.
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36.0 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
Awesome game! ...could use the crash effects of Burnout Paradise though. :P
Posted 12 July, 2012.
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1 person found this review funny
94.5 hrs on record (94.1 hrs at review time)
I want a refund! This game is no longer playable!
Posted 4 July, 2011. Last edited 15 June, 2017.
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