Haha -rep camping tunneling with 1 gen left after 2 minute game noob backrev only clown doctor main. Do not play against this person.

ohai

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your teammate " Not Bepis DOggO" and yourself are the kind of people I never want to meet in any online team based game. You dc at the start of the match FOR NO REASON. To sum up for words you can understand, ♥♥♥.

You dropped this
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Nice steam-date dude. I bet you think you feel really hip and slick with all that internet boyfriend of yours, You couldn't even match up to the level of relationship I share with my steam boyfriend. I bet you can't even find matching avatars even half as good as I can with my trap boyfriend, You know why? Because you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic, kiddo. You and your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you call a love interest can ♥♥♥♥ right off, because you don't even have a steam love group you're both in. I can name 20 of the skins I bought for my boyfriend in CSGO, know why? Because that pathetic love interest you call a 'boyfriend' doesn't even have tastes in $60+ skins. Better luck next time, kid. Go back to /r9k/ and make some money and maybe then you'll know what it's like to be an alpha.

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Is a weird one, beware what service you "buy" from her.

you know how I love my fishing

The service I requested was subsituted for fisting? I mean she still took it like a champ, I was just going "wot why" the whole time. Weirdest fishing expedition ever. 5/10

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I'll show you something deep

+rep Good survivor

Fellow Citizens & Compatriots-

I am besieged by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna - I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken - I have answered the demand with a cannon shot & our flag still waves proudly from the walls - I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER OR RETREAT. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch - the enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that his country - Victory or Death.

I was gonna describe how badly u seem to need to win, and then gloat to others about your glorious victoy...ROFLMAOPMP Trying to convince yourself more than us it seems. If you were any good you wouldn't play the way you do, and apparently i'm not the only person to see it. I let you kill me...literally sat there so you could kill me, since "winning" is SO important to you. It's like giving a crybaby what he wants....lol you keep pretending your so good

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I have had enough. I don't care that EVE is a PvP game. I don't care about highsec, lowsec, or whatever-the-♥♥♥♥-sec. I have lost the fifth hauler this week and I HAVE HAD IT. I don't care that 'undocking is consent to PvP' I DO NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CONSENT TO PVP. I AM AN INDUSTRIALIST AND I WANT YOU TO LEAVE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHIP AND CARGO ALONE.

If your response is going to be "herp derp EVE is a PvP game" SHUT UP I DON'T CARE. If this is supposed to be a purely PvP game, then WHY HAVE INDUSTRIAL MECHANICS IN THE FIRST PLACE? To just put non-PvP players under stress and upset them with constant losses? I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I JUST WANT TO GET STUFF FROM A TO B AND I AM SICK OF LOSING SHIPS NO MATTER WHAT FITS I USE.

Sry for scare no trouble ok no trouble

Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs:go with me (Im a global elite, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Tiger Tooth? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

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leave dead by daylight

mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

lmfaoo this made my day xD

Well, I'm not going to argue with you because it's a waste of time. Sorry you felt like I was hacking. Have a good day.

Enjoy your report. But knowing you hackers, you have something to remove all traces of your hacking so you won't get banned.