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Creampie
- A cream pie is a type of pie filled with a rich custard or pudding that is made from milk, cream, sugar, wheat flour, and eggs. It comes in many forms, including vanilla, lemon, lime, peanut butter, banana, coconut, and chocolate. One feature of most cream pies is a whipped cream topping. The custard filling is related to crème patissière, a key component of French cakes, and tarts. It is a one-crust pie, where the crust covers the bottom and sides but not the top. The crust may be a standard pastry pie crust, or made with crumbled cookies or a graham cracker crust. Most cream pies are made with a cooked custard filling. The "Magic Lemon Cream Pie", invented at Borden and attributed to their fictional spokesperson, Jane Ellison, is instead thickened by the room-temperature curdling of a mixture of sweetened condensed milk, eggs, and lemon juice. This later evolved into Key lime pie

Girl 1: I ate a creampie yesterday
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah. I baked it myself!

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Tara valo? bawal? sorry. ♥♥♥♥ this life man sabi ko na. sorry sa istorbo haha. sana gumamit nalang ng condom si papa haha. ayaw talaga sakin ng mundo, life is so unfair. sana hindi nalang ako nagtanong haha. sensya na ah eto lang kasi ako. walang kwenta sana hindi nalang ako pinanganak haha, im just simple person kasi, lowkey. i am just nobody walang magkakagusto sa walang kwentang tao katulad ko haha sana hindi nalang ako nabuhay. sorry ha papalakas muna ko haha antayin nyo ko lumakas papalakas muna ko para kalaruin nyo din ako haha sorry kung bobo ako maglaro ha kala ko kase true friends ko kayo hndi pala haha antayin nyo ko lumakas para ako naman yung yayain nyo hndi yung laging ako pero sana

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

Isa sa mga bagay na di ko lubusang maintindihan sa kultura nating mga pinoy gamer ay ang hilig nating mangtrashtalk kapag nadudurog natin yung kalaban. 2-13 lang score namin dito sa labang ito, so oo rogdu talaga (unrated game). Ang mas di ko pa maintindihan: panalo na nga sila, manyuyurak pa ng pakatao. Ganun ba kabulinaw ang utak ng lahi natin na ang kaligayahan natin ay ganoon na lamang kababaw? Hindi pa ba sapat yung, not only na nanalo kayo, nadurog niyo pa yung kalaban? Or may iba pa bang reason na mas malalim?
Nakakapanlumo kasing isipin knowing na ganyan kababaw ang kaligayahan ng mga kababayanan naten, Dios mio. It is such a bad look for our country especially when foreigners randomly play with us. Bakit hindi ba kasi uso dito yung parang sa mga atleta, yung sportsmanship ba? Manalo o matalo, pagkatapos ng laro kamayan lang at mag pasalamat sa isa't isa sa magandang laro.