Senaste recensioner av JANO

Imagine dropping 100GB of storage, and the game says “bro go into BIOS real quick.”
Nah. I bought a shooter, not a motherboard configuration tool

Dig. Click. Museum go brrr.
2 hours of dopamine.
Add shovel. Add femboy. Perfect game.

Dark Souls 1 so raw it had me bent over in the swamp like a filthy little undead whispering yesss daddy Gwyn while getting folded by a mosquito and poisoned like it’s part of the experience. 10/10 better than Elden Ring

solo feels like showing up to your own funeral and still having to dig the grave

Love how the Empire arrests me for crossing a border, tries to cut off my head, and then acts shocked when I don’t want to fight for them, Ulfric shouted the High King to death and the Empire cried about "honor", meanwhile they’re out here kneeling to elves and beheading random Nords for fun. Live long, Ulfric! king of actual Skyrim!

Installed the Visible Upgrade mod to make this mess somewhat tolerable, but every single cutscene crashes the game and forces a full PC restart. I haven’t even gotten past the character creation screen without my computer begging for mercy. They took everything that made the original great, ripped it out, and slapped together this dumpster fire. If you want to waste hours troubleshooting and rage rebooting, go ahead. Otherwise, just play the original.

the enemy AI has the hearing of a bat and the eyesight of a potato. 8/10 Great story!

10/10 would race Metal Sonic again

It’s the only game where you can trip on a rock, fall off a cliff, and accidentally start a world ending voidout because you were too busy playing harmonica to a jar baby.
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