Killing is wrong.
-- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Buren
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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
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Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.

Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!

Bart the Daredevil
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Bushydo -- the way of the shrub. Bonsai!
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Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"?
Simple coincidence?
Maybe...
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some
drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
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+rep good trader thanks

+rep
accepted

+rep patient trader :p

+rep fast trader

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