I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here & see you & find out I don't need it after all. ♥

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on Skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Don't talk about my best friend like that

♥♥♥♥ you

*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) ducky‎ : kick me please, very ping

Hello Gaz, this is Jammy, I hate how you hit roundabouts. You are a menace to the driving world. Thank You