Jake, Eater of Crayons
Jake Ulrich   United States
 
 
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Wargix 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
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Slick 13 Jun, 2018 @ 4:22pm 
wHy WoUlD hE eVeN eAt ThE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SaLmOn?!
Slick 13 Jun, 2018 @ 4:18pm 
Why would he even eat the salmon? Has he no concern for our wildlife? I'll have you know that upstream swimming salmon are a crucial - let me repeat this - CRUCIAL part of many ecosystems and food chains. Not only do their large numbers supply food for bears and other such mammals, but their eggs act as sustinence for a variety of aquatic parasites and smaller fish. And yet, you have the audacity - the GALL - to desicrate this beautiful act of nature? And for what? Some sick, twisted desire to satisfy your cravings for living, growing, FEELING creatures? You wouldn't eat a newborn child, would you? No, you wouldn't. Because it's wrong. So why are salmon any different?

Check your privilege, you murderous scumbug. Salmon are people too. Reported for animal abuse and crimes against humanity. Have fun eating salmon in JAIL!!!!!!!
MiTzY 26 Mar, 2018 @ 12:09pm 
+rep cool dude
FLAMINHOTPHOENIX 27 Aug, 2017 @ 7:27pm 
+rep cool guy