@PimpCS2, Jqui really appreciates the signature on this account, however it is quite meaningless now that I'm here. I'm Ebann and this is my story.

With unparalleled precision, strategic brilliance, and lightning-fast reflexes, I have risen to become the best gamer and CS player the world has ever seen. My unmatched skills in every aspect of the game—from headshots to grenade placements—set me apart from the competition. Every match is a testament to my dedication, practice, and innate talent, making me a formidable opponent and a legend in the gaming community. My name is synonymous with excellence, and my gameplay is the gold standard that aspiring players strive to emulate.

+rep really good player

*yarp*

will show you what a real gaming is. noobs beware !!!

Who is Nick eh 30? For the blind, He is vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is water. If Nick eh 30 thinks, I agree. If Nick eh 30 speaks, I’m listening. If Nick eh 30 has one fan, it is me. If Nick eh 30 has no fans, I do not exist.

PART TWO

it's a nice hotel
little purple man checks in opening night
it burns to the ground
rich man builds a hotel as large as the milky way galaxy
it's sweet it's got like 2 pools
little purple man checks in that night
it burns to the ground
rich man is devastated more than ever before
he decides he'll give it one more shot
he builds a hotel as large as the known universe
this one's got not only 2 pools but a sauna as well
it's nice
opening night
little purple man checks in
and that night it burns to the ground
the rich man is broken
he's penniless
emotionally destroyed
wife left him
and he becomes a hermit
20 years pass
the rich man has finally picked up the shattered remains of his life
but he needs closure
one day he sees the little purple man sitting on a park bench
he approaches him and asks him
"little purple man, did you burn down my hotels?"
the little purple man says yes