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Recent reviews by Jakethesnake

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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
435.2 hrs on record (23.7 hrs at review time)
Its so much fun. Play it!! Some features, like the contracts, I feel need reworking, but still!! The gunplay is fantastic and this game is fun. If Tarkov were MW2, then this is your game
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
647.0 hrs on record (72.6 hrs at review time)
The best Star Wars game ever made
Posted 13 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Probably the most terrifying VR game on Steam. Michael Crichton would be proud of the developers. Think Far Cry meets Jurassic Park. When you first experience a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dinosaur about to go gorilla ♥♥♥♥ on you, you will scream and magdump the ♥♥♥♥ out of it.
Posted 1 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
41.1 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Second best iteration of Far Cry, with the best being Far Cry 3. This game is great, and it's extremely pro second amendment, which is also phenomenal. Ubisoft keeps pumping out great games and this is no exception. Only con is your protagonist doesn't talk, but once you get past that there's too many pros to count. Ubisoft really went all out with this game.
Posted 29 March, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
559.0 hrs on record (294.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fun
Posted 19 January, 2018. Last edited 9 November, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
41.9 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game used to be terrible but then it actually got really mad fun with friends

PROTIP: Use a trainer or the game is super hard
Posted 4 January, 2018.
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1.2 hrs on record
This game is overrated as ♥♥♥♥ and sucks. Only play this if you're poor or autistic.
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record
>bought this game to jerk off

>ended up playing it for hours because it was so much fun

oh and i jerked off too
Posted 26 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,034.2 hrs on record (238.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Most enjoyable PVP game I've played with friends. It combines the tense firefights of ARMA with the enjoyable, addicting, and fast playability and competitivity of Call of Duty. Buy this game, I was on the fence at first, and now I'm addicted.
Posted 25 November, 2017. Last edited 26 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
149.1 hrs on record (29.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An extremely fun game with friends, and even more stable than DayZ. The developers of this game put a lot of time into the updates and listen to the players, and have updated the game with more content in the past two updates, than DayZ has in the past 6 years of it being in Alpha. That's some serious work ethic.

It's not a perfect game, and there are still bugs. But it has potential.

And keep in mind, none of this actually matters when you're in a 10 person strong group facing down a bunch of enemies in a bunker, having the time of your lives ;)
Posted 17 September, 2017.
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