bro is getting deported in January Q_Q

Own a MAG-7 for home defense, since that's what Gabe Newell himself intended. Four terrorists break into my house. "Enemy spotted" As I grab my R8 revolver and my MAG. Blow a giant hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my R8 on the second man, miss him entirely because I'm only using right-click and accidentally shoot the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the Negev mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with AP rounds, "Fire in the hole" the machine gun shreds two men in one spray, the sound and bullet ricochet set off car alarms. Fix my M9 bayonet and charge the last terrified bottom fragger. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since M9 bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Gabe Newell intended.

-rep сын ♥♥♥♥♥

chudесному человеку +rep