Jacksmilk
Barrie, Ontario, Canada
 
 
目前離線
最近動態
總時數 125 小時
最後執行於 1 月 16 日
總時數 86 小時
最後執行於 1 月 16 日
成就進度   31 / 38
總時數 5.1 小時
最後執行於 1 月 16 日
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Alien 2018 年 5 月 5 日 下午 8:08 
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
- "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
- He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up.
- Just as the founding fathers intended.