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hes also a ♥♥♥♥

Oh man, don't even get me started on Roley Rich and his absolute clown-show gameplay on CS:GO — especially with that cursed SG. Like, seriously, every time he picks up that gun, it’s a guaranteed recipe for disaster. You'd think after a hundred matches of whiffing every shot and peeking like he's got a death wish, he'd maybe switch it up or, I don't know, learn from his mistakes? But no, he insists on dry-peeking long with an SG like he's some sort of tactical genius, when really he just ends up feeding the enemy team free kills. His crosshair placement is trash, his reaction time i

his reaction time is like he's gaming underwater, and somehow he still thinks he's carrying the squad. Don’t even get me started on those weird buys in eco rounds — dude will force up an SG when everyone else is saving, and then proceeds to die first without calling anything. Watching him “hold” an angle is like watching a blindfolded toddler play darts — painful, random, and completely ineffective. Honestly, if Roley Rich never touched the SG again, the entire server would breathe a sigh of relief. At this point, I’d rather be solo-queued with a bot than have him on my team. And what’s worse is the absolute audacity he has to flame others after bottom fragging — like bro, you’re 3 and 19, with 12 of those deaths being from you trying to “entry frag” with the SG like it’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWP. He’s the kind of player that makes you question why you even solo queue. If he’s in your lobby, it’s not a game, it’s a hostage situation.

Huge round!

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