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Didn't know you took a VACation bro.

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

has an odd odor

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb

+rep My favourite slave

+rep he beat me like my 2 dads

Friend me i want to help you with your server later

Change your picture you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd

+add

UR BLACK

+rep good trader and nice guy

+rep

yow??

added to talk mate

+rep nice mate

Ping/Trade offer when back :)

+rep nice trader, patient

+rep nice guy and kind trader

+Rep

So fancy. You already know

Great trader, fast, friendly and trustable. He went first.

It's like he thinks he's people.