Uncle Achmed
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Osama has proclaimed himself to be on "Sicko Mode" after snorting 88 grams of Fentanyl and slamming Shaquada's head into the drywall.
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tkM^ ツ 21 Feb @ 6:37pm 
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THE HENTAI SQUID OF NETORARE HAS STUCK HIS STICKY SLIMY DIRTY TENTACLES INTO UR PROFILE!!!!!! post this on 5 different profiles or else THIS OVERUSED HENTAI STEREOTYPE CHARACTER IS GOING TO SQUIRT ITS HOT AND STICKY AND STINKY INK INSIDE EACH OF UR WAIFU'S ORIFICES, CREVICES, NOOKS,CRANIES, SLITS, HOLES, SLOTS, CLEFTS, AND NARROW OPENINGS!!!!!!
tkM^ ツ 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:40pm 
Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After some time, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “jackkooo” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
tkM^ ツ 14 Apr, 2018 @ 11:23am 
So everyone has been talking about how the M4A1-S is no longer a meta weapon, with many professionals opting to use the M4A4 due to the larger magazine, and just general uses that the M4A4 has over the A1. Many people with huge backgrounds in the game have been proposing fixes, including increasing magazine size, to more drastic changes of making each rifle available at the same time.

What I am now proposing would be a truly meta changing buff to the M4A1-s and will make it viable once again.

Big Bullets.

Now stay with me here, Imagine you are playing cache as a T side, you have 4 T's in A main hiding behind the CT smoke, getting ready to execute. Then, out of nowhere a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bullet Bill comes out of the smoke and cleans out the entire T side.

While this may be an exaggeration of the potential of this idea, this idea is pure genius, and I am the greatest mind of Counterstrike.
tkM^ ツ 3 Mar, 2018 @ 9:04pm 
All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrbile player tbh....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC. All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body. I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Geeser9001 popflash through a smoke,and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles.like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles. this is why forest and get right are sick players.they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click
tkM^ ツ 1 Aug, 2017 @ 4:08pm 
Be Careful!!!!, this person use hack. People like you break the games. Learn to play and no use cheat