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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
198.4 hrs on record (47.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ALT+F4 Simulator
Posted 7 June, 2023.
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35 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
1,731.5 hrs on record (69.4 hrs at review time)
Imagine a big game of rock paper scissors, but rock looses to scissors half the time and it requires very fast reaction speeds and concentration. A bit like my last relationship.

This is however the best love-hate relationship you can have with any game ever. Highly Recommended.

After 516 1082 1500 hours I feel like I have achieved just about nothing. GG.
Posted 3 September, 2022. Last edited 20 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,053.2 hrs on record (2,042.4 hrs at review time)
Echolocation: Using Your Ears to Help You “See”

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
Posted 25 November, 2021. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
- DIFFICULTY -

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 "Dark Souls"

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 "MS Paint"
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
☑️ Well written
🔲 Epic story

- PRICE -

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS –

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

🔲 Very short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
☑️ Average (15 - 50 hours)
☑️ Long (50 - 90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
🔲 No ending with mods

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
☑️ Actually pretty amusing (FRIENDS MAKE IT 1000x BETTER!)
🔲 Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one - time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months / years
☑️ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No
☑️ Wait for sale
☑️ Yes
Posted 7 March, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
83.9 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Very well rounded off game!
Posted 14 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.4 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
Zombies with the bois <3
Posted 5 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.2 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Fun game to play with friends. Well worth the time.
Posted 5 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Good Game
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
24.4 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Good Game to get around time, story line is quite powerful if you follow it. Recommended.
Posted 21 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,063.1 hrs on record (35.8 hrs at review time)
rock, tree, die
rock, tree, stone, die
rock, tree, stone, tool, die
rock, tree, stone, tool, base, die
rock, tree, stone, tool, base, gun, die
rock, tree, stone, tool, base, gun, kill, die
rock, tree, stone, tool, base, gun,
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill...

then lose everything and hate your life until about 10 minutes later where you come crawling back just to repeat this process over and over again.

10/10 would recommend
Posted 15 December, 2019. Last edited 25 April, 2021.
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