Recente recensies door TigeltoN_-

thank you for patching the bugs, games fun and atmospheric, it is missing some systems from previous titles but over all its really fun

when this was first announced i was doom and gloom all the way up to the release day, i never thought bloober could pull it off after being completely bored by the medium. I WAS WRONG, they hecking did it. The game truly captures the feel of the entire series. Its true enough to feel the same mood but its different enough to not let muscle memory of the original take over. Only true negative is the performance (40 fps dips on a 3090) and 30 fps cutscenes are super jarring coming from game-play at a higher frame rate. that being said this is my GOTY.

a few nitpicks
- why change marias outfit and move her tattoo seemed unnecessary (christina aguilera outfit is iconic)
- i miss the old text descriptions around town no matter how blase they might be
- some important lines in the dialogue are delivered kinda flat ie "I'm not your mary"

stabbed my sister in the spine for showing me mercy /10

where da hell did we get this well

this game is fantastic a true hidden gem, unique metroidvania style haunting soundtrack (i woke up with it in my head a few days after playing) compelling story about mother/daughter bond love loss and regret. YOU WILL CRASH THE BIKE A HUNDRED TIMES but thats ok

i9-12900, 3090, 32gb ram, and 48 fps huh? gpu utilization 50%, cpu utilization 40%?

My name is Dongman Dimmadong, owner of the Dongsdale Dimmadongmen making dimmadongman dongers! how many dolmens can you fit in a dimmadome donger dolla digeridoo, with descending dimmadome full of dimadolla dolmens, dong ♥♥♥♥ dolmens on a dimma ranch dolmen donger dildo

dont play this on stream your vods will get muted by gameloft LOL

2 mins into the game i got stuck on some junk on ground in a weird janked animation.

this game has it all, aes brought me to this game.
-music is amazing and perfectly synced to the levels
-top tier voice actors
-unique art style
-cool mechanics , grabbing enemies to use as weapons and a melee
-blistering satire (if you take your self to seriously you may not enjoy it)
-classic WTF shump gameplay
-controls are pretty good, could be tighter tho
-choices to make which effect other levels