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Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.
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𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀!
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I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.
Say you'll never ever leave from beside me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always
Jordan, do you love me? Are you riding?
Say you'll never ever leave from beside me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always
I messed up and now you're gone
Izzy, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your nyah right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Izzy
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
Izzy, won't you come home?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a friend, you're my boy friend
Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now, my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem
Izzy, come home
Izzy, come home
I messed up and now you're gone
Izzy, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your nyah right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Izzy
I might bend the rules
Cause I'm in love with you
You can't see the truth
I will show you soon
Just meet me on the moon
I know you don't even love the same, do you, do you?
I know you've been runnin' on VRchat, runnin' on VRchat
The way you move it's like you could use a vacation
Drink in your hand and the harder you dance
I swear right now it look like you on a vacation
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the Discord, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle
I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing
Hope you're doin' your thing too
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word — I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
Hey, Izzy, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin'
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Izzy, we coulda been together — think about it!
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.But as it turns out,that might be what you get.A 4channer uploaded a photo to the site anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King".Admittedly he had shoes on but,that's even worse.The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later,the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee...at least,I hope he is rogue.How did it happen?Well the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo,which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights,Ohio.This was at 11:47 PM 3 minutes later,at 11:50,the Burger King branch adress was posted,with wishes of happy unemployment.5 minutes later,the news station was contacted by another 4channer.And 3 minutes later,at 11:58,a link was post
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