enormous fat guy wearing a newsboy cap and open carrying (handgun was holstered to the chest pocket of his denim jacket somehow?) gave me my doordash order while confidently asking a girl in my apartment lobby if she was interested in trying polyamory. every single thing in my order was wrong

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you'll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥

My life is a movie 🎥🍿the world🌎is my stage…it began as a book “The unwanted Page”

'There was a jerk of the tail and a muffled thud, followed closely by a muted curse as the unseen worker bashed his head. Then the tail started moving out, followed by a pair of legs covered in red and dark brown fur, and nothing else. "He's working unclothed?" wondered Goldfur, then immediately realised, "No, the shape of his legs is wrong." Moments later, it was obvious why. "He's a foxtaur! I've never dealt with one before. They don't usually go in for these kind of jobs." Shi looked him over. He was the same size as hir and solidly built. He had luxuriantly long fur with typical red fox markings, only with an unusually intense depth to the colour. The sore head that he was currently rubbing, did not have the common human-type hair, but a large ruff of red fur that was similar. "Oh my, he's a handsome fellow," was hir first opinion. Shi was currently in hir female phase and found hirself very attracted to him.'

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx