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bCC: Wladislaw Corporation
Hey Stavinovich!
My factory new Krasnovitech KR-9630-X[/b] has been performing flawlessly (as expected), however, something bizarre just happened.
After a BigNumber.MAX_VALUE -long session of UNKNOWN_ACTION , the device started emanating photons at wavelengths previously indescribable to ♥♥♥♥ sapiens. It also initiated a kernel bug check after an illegal instruction was executed.
This leaves me with many questions:
1. Should I lawyer up? It said I EXECUTED an ILLEGAL instruction!
2. Is this an intended feature? If so, this is wicked awesome!
3. Should I plug it into my Zubrinski Systems Fasty-Fixit-Pro ?
4. wa la
Sincerely,
Darki Decimatiovich
PS. ♥♥♥♥
You haven't won yet. I'll be seeing you in the Neo-Goopers FISA tribunal.