Friends are like boobs: some are real, some are fake
-SafariChamp
Friends are like trees: if you hit them hard enough with an axe, they fall down
-SafariChamp
Only you will understand precision is more important than force once a mosquito lands on your balls
-SafariChamp
you cant have "advertisements" without the semen between the tits
-SafariChamp
Dear disabled people.. just go in the settings and enable it
-SafariChamp
A p*nis has the worst life: his parents are nuts, his owner beats him, he has messy hair, his neighbor is an *sshole and his best friend is a p*ssy
-SafariChamp
my mom knows her ABCs. She can even count all the letters on her hands!
-SafariChamp
If you get shot with a 50. cal, will you bleed, you p*ssy?
-SafariChamp
You dont praise the balls, you Honoré de Balzac
-SafariChamp
Cheap circumcisions are probably just a rip-off
-SafariChamp