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qwowp 20 Oct, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
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qwowp 17 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm 
On my first turn, I summoned one little guy and then my opponent plays a spell with five paragraphs of text plus foot-notes and it says because I slept less than 8 hours last night, he gets to summon Nutbuster Dragon or whatever and the game is over and I should just ♥♥♥ off I guess.
Sir Auron 21 May, 2022 @ 3:46am 
ausgeprägteste form von adhs die ich jemals bei einem menschen gesehen habe.

diagnose: kompletter h u r e n s o h n, hätte Mutti mal nach der Geburt besser nicht den Mülleimer verfehlt beim werfen
qwowp 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am 
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qwowp 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:01am 
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qwowp 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am 
I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.
R3ydmx 4 Dec, 2020 @ 5:39am 
I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.
laserg 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:18pm 
wow, this guy is so bad in monopoly and wants to engage my mom. please type -rep in his chat if you also had bad experience
laserg 17 Mar, 2020 @ 7:18am 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.
Sir Auron 6 Aug, 2019 @ 7:47am 
mit dir stimmt was ganz und gar ne bäckermeister
qwowp 9 Jul, 2019 @ 1:52pm 
+rep gutes Mehlwurmbrot
Sir Auron 6 Jul, 2019 @ 10:22am 
+rep hat letztes mal in den mehlbehälter gekotzt
qwowp 31 May, 2019 @ 11:19am 
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Sir Auron 16 Feb, 2019 @ 9:27am 
-rep hat nüsse in denn mohnumrührbehälter gekippt und so die nussstrudelcharge versaut
Sir Auron 1 Nov, 2018 @ 1:41pm 
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Sir Auron 10 Jun, 2018 @ 8:19am 
- rep spuckt und rotzt beim backen in den teigbehälter
Sir Auron 31 Mar, 2018 @ 1:42pm 
- rep VACban in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont trust this whoreson
Sir Auron 21 Jan, 2018 @ 4:37am 
- rep rindermulch
qwowp 20 Jan, 2018 @ 8:55am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sir Auron 26 Oct, 2017 @ 8:41am 
wow da haste ja einen geilen rainbow hintergrund richtig cool alter
qwowp 23 Jul, 2017 @ 8:13am 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
qwowp 23 Jul, 2017 @ 8:09am 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭
Sir Auron 23 Jul, 2017 @ 8:06am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
laserg 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:36am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Sir Auron 23 Mar, 2017 @ 8:06am 
BE CAREFUL BLATANT CHEATER PRAY FOR HIS FAMILY TO DIE TO CANCER -REP
qwowp 7 Jan, 2017 @ 7:19am 
Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

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Silversmurfer 19 Jul, 2016 @ 6:53am 
Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
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- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

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Silversmurfer 19 Jul, 2016 @ 6:50am 
- rep blatantly cheating ♥♥♥♥
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Sir Auron 6 Jul, 2016 @ 7:04am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
qwowp 26 May, 2016 @ 8:12am 
cyka blyat
qwowp 26 May, 2016 @ 8:12am 
Γεια σας παιδιά. Eπέστρεψα από τα 600 δευτερόλεπτα ban μου. Σε αυτή την ώρα κατάφερα να τελειώσω την έκθεση μου σχετικά με την Ναζιστική Γερμάνια. Η άποψη μου είναι ότι τα πιστεύω του Χίτλερ και των Ναζιστών βρίσκουν συνέχεια από τους Moderators αυτού του chat που πράττουν σαν να είναι κυριολεκτικά ο Χίτλερ. Πιστεύω ότι θα πάρω τουλάχιστον 90 από τους 100 πόντους για αυτή την έκθεση. Παρακαλώ όχι αντιγραφή-επικόλληση.

Sir Auron 25 May, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
Ah, back when I thought these flash games were good. Man how the years fly by. I'm going through some old Newground flashes. I remember when I jerked off to Dress My Babe games. The good ol'days. I remember when I thought I would get in trouble with the porn police because I was watching ♥♥♥♥ like this when I was like 8.
I just think about what a horny bastard I was back then. I would literally jerk off to anything.
"Was that a nipple?" -me before I jerked off to just a nipple.
I would even jerk off to my night elf dancing in World of Warcraft. It's just those Michael Jackson Alizée moves were so sweet. Back when the only hentai was was just basically Misty with a larger rack. Back when I would jerk off to cover of bikini summer magazines and use the paper that was a test product that smelled like cologne on my ♥♥♥♥ to make it smell good.
Sir Auron 28 Apr, 2016 @ 9:39am 
great game can i have a refund? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sir Auron 25 Apr, 2016 @ 7:49am 
nice VACBAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sir Auron 7 Feb, 2016 @ 6:20am 
Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.
We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon
Sir Auron 22 Dec, 2015 @ 8:07am 
-rep hax ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
EsF_JACKleEPIKmemer '-' 7 Dec, 2015 @ 9:56am 
-rep hard cheater
Sir Auron 5 Aug, 2015 @ 11:50am 
hello senpai can u show me ur anime hentai favourites? Prefer some really nice hentai akame tits
qwowp 17 Jan, 2015 @ 3:09pm 
OMG PLEASE STOP RAPING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
R3ydmx 1 Jan, 2015 @ 4:50am 
Melde mich nochmals wegen unserem Ding bei der Bank... Nicht vergessen streng geheim!

Gruß
The Head
Sir Auron 30 Dec, 2014 @ 11:57am 
altaa der hund isch obaprogamer kansch ma showen wia des go
Sir Auron 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:39am 
alta der hund
get a rl