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11.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)

I was lost, alone, and on the brink of starvation. Then I found Pizza Tower. Now I am sated, intelligent, and beside myself with how pathetic I used to be. Praise be to Pizza Tower. Today was a pretty sub-par day. Then i thought about Pizza Tower, and what Peppino Spaghetti would do. He would have a great day, so i decided to have a great day as well. Praise be to Pizza Tower. Peppino Spaghetti is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in the Bloodsauce Dungeon, he plays me Pizza Tower OST - The Death That I Deservioli (Lap 2) | 1 hour version, he refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right paths for his name's sake. For what feels like my entire life, I've felt aloof from society. Cut off from the rest of the world, a recluse if you will. Associating with others seemed to be unnecessary. Until I met that special someone. His name was
Peppino Spaghetti. He thawed the frozen Lasagne that is my heart, and enabled me to love again. Praise be to Pizza Tower. Our celebratory day for our lord and savior Peppino Spaghetti is Monday, as it is known as "Spaghetti Mondays". But I am proposing that instead of exclusively celebrating Spaghetti Mondays on only Mondays, we celebrate it every day instead. Monday ends in Y, and all days of the week end in Y, therefore every day is Spaghetti Monday. It is what he would want. Praise be to Pizza Tower.

Posted 22 March, 2023.

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