https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lty_F2ptMGE for future reference

"if you have time to complain, you have time to neck yourself" - infinite, 2014

DU MA MAY

I sexually identify as mr skeltal. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of giving good bones and calcium to people who thank me. People say to me that a person being a skeltal is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm mr skeltal. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my flesh, strengthen my bones and give me a trumpet. From now on I want you guys to call me "mr skeltal" and thank me for giving you good bones and calcium. If you can't thank me you're a skeliphobe and need to check your calcium privilege. Thank mr skeltal.

┈┈┈╱╲╱╲╱╲
┈▕▔┊┊┊┊┊┊▔▔▏
▕▔┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊╲
╱┊┊┊┊╮╮╮╭╭╭╱
╲┊┊┊╮╱▔╲╱▔╲
╱┊┊┊▕▕▍▕▕▍▕
╲┊╭╮┈╲▂╱━╮╱
┈▏╰┓┈┈┈┈┏╯┃
┈▔┗┫┈╰━(̅_̅_̅_̅((_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅() ڪے
┈┈┈┃┈┈┏╯
┈┈┈◯◯◯◯
┈┈╱┈┣━┫

░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐
░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄
░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄
░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY SKILENTON
░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR SKELINTONS WILL EAT YOU