if dad$ has million number of fans i am one of them.

if dad$ has ten fans i am one of them.

if dad$ has one fan and that is me.

if dad$ has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth.

if my girl 😍 and dad$ Kreygasm both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl's funeral 😝 chanting STACK 👏 IT 👏 UP 👏 😏 💯 😎 🏆

I’m telling you, dad$ is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door 🌽👌

dad$ is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

dad$ is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "mkim go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "mkim dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.

dad$ skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...dad$ using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

LETS GO CALEB!! (btw caleb is dad$, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)

u suck

ruins games for others just to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (constantly makes Waa-ing noises)

:O, :)

shoutout to my number 1 fan

skin = no skill

Overheard in Discord after round 7:

“He toggled,” Dad$ said of the T's running headshot on him. "That f***ing hacker aimbotted me."

Dad$ added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Dad$ then said he wanted to add the hacker to the list of players he works out with this summer.

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I am very mad. I drove all the way to colorado to play in a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this retarded ass puff. upthrow rest and wouldn't stop planking I really cannot think straight right now. I offered to MM him for more than $20. Nope. I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew how to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buffer roll. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, just straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Probably will never go to a tournament that gay ass puffs enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day.

"They know dad$ as the headshot machine. They know him from the highlight they see. They know him from the matches they watch. They talk about his one taps and they think for him aiming is so easy. He just goes into a match and that's it. But his aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For him...aim...it is about precision...this part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When he sits down to play everything already is a part of him."

Does anyone have any clue how does dad$ practice. I'm familiar with his style (headshotting and such) and I want to improve it. If anyone knows how he does it on what gamemodes, maps etc. It would be appreciated

Yo les noobs. There's a difference between a sniper playing for his teammates and the teammates playing for the sniper. Dad$'s is co-leading, organizing every defaults, our "bomb site taking", nades, etc .. He's going first when it's tough eco/buy round, and he's throwing the nades when we do specific tactics. In the pistol round he's buying the smokes and flashes. Anyway life is tough sometimes but he's getting paid very well. He doesn't care about having 30 frags, 1.50 rating, He doesn't care having fragmovie about him, he wants to win. And you know what? He's not here because he's mkims' best friend. mkim got kicked a couple of times and dads always followed him coz' he likes playing with mkim, we see the game the same way and we have the same work ethic. No disrepect, today we have the best team ever, IG / Outgame. Still a young team but proud of what we've done so far.

So thanks you for thoses that are supporting me/us and the ignorant haters eat ♥♥♥♥.

daddollarsign he is the falcon player but the dreamland he is the puff stars.

is it me or is mkim a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow mkim has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single mkim kill ?

but try padre€...u can see the flick
i remember a padre€ flick.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about dadmoney. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

You're kidding me? That hunk of a man, Caleb Dad$, is a melee player? Unbelievable. He could be a Calvin Klein model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest melee player to ever grace the game industry.

He could be my dad$ any day.

Eats ♥♥♥♥ and Dies

dads isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with puff? dads puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. hbox breaks records. mango breaks records. dads breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

I swear god and anything you could swear for that if I were you boyfriend you will only be extra happy with me :heart: just one word happy! I know that you won't believe me because you boyfriend has absolutely said much more beautiful things than this then you broke up LUCKILY but that's the truth to be honest with you and I wish that I could know you boyfriend just so I could KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF HIM DOWN really he doesn't deserve at all literally I swear you all this pureness and cuteness and beautifulness and he done THAT!? FOR REAL??? I have watched only some of your videos today on youtube, twitch and snapchat and I ran crazy about you I swear really what would he want more than THAT! It's the first time I watched you in my life today and I fall in love with you just like that!! :heart:

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