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Recent reviews by Hex: Golden Boi ^

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111.7 hrs on record (83.2 hrs at review time)
Really funny game to play with friends.
Posted 18 November, 2018. Last edited 15 January, 2019.
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63.0 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awesome! :D
Posted 20 June, 2018.
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1,677.1 hrs on record (1,001.4 hrs at review time)
---{Gameplay}---
☐ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just don't
☑ Pretty good job so far ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

---{Graphics}---
☑ My eyes are in flames ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Network}---
☐ Negative ping
☐ Good
☐ Not bad
☐ Awful
☐ Anoying
☐ Unplayable
☐ Better go play Minecraft
☐ Seems like your ISP is hosted on Vietnam
☐ Will be laggy in a LAN network
☐ You have to time travel to play
☐ Lag should be measured in years to make it readable
☑ The reason there's no lag statistics is probably for you to don't get a heart attack while playing

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Everyone
☑ I hope pain is something you enjoy (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run notepad.exe without lag
☐ Check if you can run Windows 95 without lag
☐ Check if you can read this review without lag
☐ Check if you can run paint.exe without lag
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
☐ Can you run PUBG?

---{Story}---
☐ Doesnt have (Not counting historical stuff)
☐ Something isnt nothing I guess
☑ Not greatly told
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Difficulity}---
☑ Just press a bunch of buttons (FEATURE ONLY AVAILABLE AS LEATHERFACE (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy
☑ Insanity ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
☑ You'll probably throw the computer through the window and burn it before reaching 10h ಠ_ಠ

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Endless
☑ Depends on you
☑ Till you get capped by Leatherface's pretty good job so far, unless you're masochist ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ Better throw your money into a rubbish bin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☑ If you've ever wondered how many bugs can accumulate a game, just buy this ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\
Posted 1 June, 2018. Last edited 15 January, 2019.
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393.0 hrs on record (161.1 hrs at review time)
Really nice and funny game :D P.D.: Too many sniperssssssss
Posted 16 April, 2018. Last edited 20 June, 2018.
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