average western media enjoyer:

pretty alright man guy this one, kind of a pyscho when it comes to dbd plays

lovely survivor! :)

what a cutie, 10/10 would mori if i had the chance

very nice survivor actually did the objective ... ily

+rep was a positive surviovr brought a smile to my face

weakest nekopara enjoyer:

give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poo poo pants

i also love you

i love you

trash at dbd

-rep garbage dbd player tunnels, camps overall dumb ♥♥♥♥♥

gaming

cow tools

He's a gamer...it's true...he games...and games...and games...

Look at this dude!

Cow zone

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell

Satania time!

"Ana ta wa watashi wa doshi"

-rep plays anime gam

-rep ♥♥♥♥ desu

-rep not a gamer

mintcraft fun

+-rep dad doesn't know about his uwus on his wall nyaaa

+-rep igiot birthday

the peach

+-rep Spent $40 on a body pillow for my birthday

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+rep jk

-rep has gay

+rep Sam-kun

petchlet

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up.Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process.You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off.

HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.