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The real reason why you want to play this game

This is the end of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ АРТЁМ ЗА ТОБОЙ БОЛЬШАЯ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ РЫБА saga

Its okay thank todd

My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face."

-Ellis

Where long trained operator become memes.

NYES

You can now play as an aggressive sonic the hedgehog cosplayer.

I've really enjoyed this DLC and it is really worth it, so give it a try if you can.

The story takes place in Rapture in 1968 and you play as a Big Daddy no sh*t sherlock called Σ or just simply Sigma . You just have a fancy walk in a tunnel when all of a sudden a wild flying turrent appears from your former colleague Reed Wahl and blows you up in the tunnel up like ISIS would do, but without the screaming part. You'll wake up on the ocean floor with all the debris from the tunnel when a friendly guy named C.M. Porter telling you to help him to retrieve the copy of The Thinker's programming code, his life-work, which he wishes to take it with him to escape to the surface.

So it is up to you to get through...

• Reed Wahl his insanity about you stopping The Thinker.
  
• Helping Tenenbaum to seek in The Thinker's computing capabilities to look for a cure for the effects of ADAM on Rapture's remaining spliced population That she is also responsible for in the previous Bioshock .
  
• The same bulls**t gameplay in Bioshock 2 that you kill other Big Daddies to get the Little Sister just to farm ADAM and the splicer doing their daily bulls**t by being insane junkies.
  
• The feels man Q_Q .

Like Charles Minton Porter said...
I dreamed a computer that could think for itself. And using Rapture's technology, I made that dream reality, a machine that could actually think, reason for itself.

And what did we learn children? To not build a computer that creates artificial Intelligence that could process data at "the speed of thought" and trying to replicate the mind of our dead loved ones, could be a GREAT idea.

But in general I would rate this DLC

Its not the most fun game online anymore when you have bots ruining it for you