gg!!

pleasant to team up with💥, add me too

nice clutch, add me up

My girlfriend left me after I called her a meathead and lit a candle to banish the spider

Every time I close my eyes I hear concertina wire and whispering. Crytek won’t respond to my tickets. I sent them 23 emails. No reply. My KD is now 0.00 but I haven’t died. Not once. It’s a message. I know it. They’re trying to warn me. Hunt Showdown is a cover-up. Louisiana was never real. The real hunters are still out there. Watching. Waiting.

THE GUNS ARE TALKING TO ME.The Romero laughs. The Specter? Whispers my real name.I alt+F4’d. I pulled my Ethernet cable. Still heard crows in my house.
The boss is making eye contact through the wall.
I don’t remember playing Hunt in 2018. But my Steam says I have 12,000 hours. I don’t remember any of them. THIS ISN’T A GAME. THIS IS A TEST. Crytek’s not a dev team. It’s a cover organization. Funded by something older than time. Look at the boss names. Spider. Butcher. Assassin. Sounds familiar? Those are tarot cards, my guy. YOU EVER NOTICE THE BLOODLINE MENU BREATHES? The water devil spoke to me. In a southern accent. Told me my Steam password. I laughed. I haven’t extracted in six days. The other night I had a dream where I was spectating myself. I watched my own killcam. I was hiding in a bush for 22 minutes. My mic was hot the whole time. Just… breathing. I haven’t slept in 36 hours. I just wiped a trio with a Nagant silencer and a dream.