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spiffo not thicc enough

Pummel party reminds me of the game my dad and me would have, hwoever it was mostly one-way because he would just keep beating me and i no longer can garner a fair rematch from him because neighbor tom took my legs with his toyota.

i reccomend this game. but what i dont recocmend, is going out in the middle of the street at dusk with a neighbor named tom who very often drinks budweisers. because he dranked 18 of them, and then ran me over with his car and i cant walk anymore. :(

I remember i tried to call my dad for help on my phone, as i couldnt just get up and walk to him of course, and he just kept ignoring me and said "wrong number" over and over and over again. i dont know why he wouldnt just come hlep me. If only he were there maybe i would be able to walk. i guess the games fun though, so i have that going for me.

i wish neighbor tom would repent for running me over with my car, however god isnt real and this is evident because no rightful god would allow this to happen to me. What did i do to deserve neighbor tom running me over with his car.

how does this work

edit : about 1.4k extra hours of experience, i dont know how it works

i wish the ambulance and first resposne workers had a "portal" to where i was because i would be able to walk still if they could have operated sooner. too bad my legs are noodles now because half of my bone ligament was left on the pavement where i was run over. they couldnt scoop up all of me haha!!

trauma

haha neighbor tom was among my neighborhood and then he ran me over

i love half life, however i cant stop thinking about the name of the game when playing it because it only reminds me of when my neighbor ran me over with his car snapping my legs in "half" and rendering my "life" pointless forever. haha