PsychoSuru 2.0
 
 
Smexy Story ;3
Rules
New Set of Rules
Article Two, Paragraph One: Feel free to rub one out in the morning! You're still young!
Article Two, Paragraph Two: If you ever stumble across your older brother's dirty magazines, act like you don't know about them
Article Two, Paragraph Three: When you adjust your swimsuit, use your
middle finger to make it more erotic. When you're adjusting your ♥♥♥♥.
Article Two, Paragraph Four: Let the whole class read your dirty mags you've finished with!
Article Two, Paragraph Five: Forcing someone to do something is like fist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their heart. Make sure that you ask nicely first.
Article Two, Paragraph Six: Don't keep yourself bottled up if you get turned on!
Article Two, Paragraph Seven: You've got 99 problems and fapping's a serious one.
Article Two, Paragraph Eight: Don't buy bra inserts so large people can tell you're wearing them!
Article Two, Paragraph Nine: Try to only stick cucumbers in your mouth, not anywhere else!
Article Two, Paragraph Ten: Hentai is the only kind of manga that can be shared around here.
Article Two, Paragraph Eleven: You have to support each other ... when you're doing a seated cowgirl.
Article Two, Paragraph Twelve: Cinderella comes running naked at midnight
Article Two, Paragraph Thirteen: Your mom and dad weren't actually practicing their Pro wrestling moves, they were really having sex!
Previous Rules
Rule Number 1: Report all secret activities!
Rule Number 2: Spend much time on your first sex.
Rule Number 3: If they look at you, Then Show it back!
Rule Number 4: Any porn you read must be thrown away in the recycle bin!
Rule Number 5: Don't over-fiddle!
Rule Number 6: Never talk about breasts!
Rule Number 7: Summer skin, I use sanitary napkins!
Rule Number 8: Talking about overdoing it is needless.
Rule Number 9: Always carry a condom.
Rule Number 10: Using the bathrooms for activities other than their intended purpose is prohibited!
Rule Number 11: Whispering during class is forbidden!
Rule Number 12: When doing Judo, start with Newaza, and progress into more!
Rule Number 13: Life has- (Don't say any more!)
Rule Number 14: There is no word for touching yourself in the dictionary.
Rule Number 15: Strawberry panties are made for kids.
Rule Number 16: Color condoms are Blue!
Rule Number 17: Just one more year of various things to endure until we're eighteen!
Rule Number 18: Even minors can enjoy it!
Rule Number 19: If you're gonne come, come together... As a group going to school!
Rule Number 20: If you hunt for two, the bunny girls won't like it!
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Lynus 4 Nov, 2014 @ 7:13am 
Best Rules I've read by far, Lyney Approves!~
*gives a big cookie*~ :3
KolonelZero 1 Jul, 2014 @ 2:34pm 
i hate/love you at the same time
biscotti 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:23am 
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biscotti 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:23am 
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biscotti 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:23am 
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