♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gunshots interrupted my masturbation.

So there I was. Under my bedsheets comfortable and I had some 3.9 star hentai on and then suddenly, I just hear 6 shots.

Now, at first I just thought they were fireworks because its nearing the fourth of July. So I just kept on wanking but as soon as I was near the end if my session, I hear 3 more REALLY loud shots causing my erection to dissapear.

Now, at this point I was just pissed off because some random guy just happened to launch fireworks mid-nut. So I look out my window and see some dude runnin with a gun in his hand and another man running away from him.

Needless to say, I noped my ass back to bed and am trying to get another erection.

Did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ assume my operating system? I'll have you know I've been using Arch Linux for the past 5 years steeling myself to become the best hacker man in the world. I have over 300 confirmed hacks on national intelligence agencies. You think you can get away with spreading the assumption that people should be using windows when in fact they're just giving away their own fundamental freedoms that libre software provides? Think again. I'm already contacting my secret network of elite hackers to remotely access your computer in order delete all proprietary software and replace them with libre alternatives that I'm sure you'll enjoy after a little bit of getting used to them. Don't worry, you'll be saved in no time.

Have a nice week-end

Best Powerpuff :D.

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