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221.8 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
funny animal shoot game
Posted 2 June, 2021.
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36.7 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Gaslight your friends simulator.

Playing w/o visual tasks is the way to go especially with small groups.
Posted 19 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.9 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
play suguri and master ultra instinct
Posted 9 April, 2018.
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33.1 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
Definitely worth every penny. Expecially if you have friends to play with.
Posted 31 December, 2017.
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2.2 hrs on record
You get more than what you paid for. The love put into this game shows most definitely. You're sure to enjoy.
Posted 28 December, 2017.
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3.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is my Salt experience.

First I got the starting stuff after reading those books in your inventory. I also found that pickaxe the book that one dude had on him talked about.

Then I wandered around for a while before seeing the logs on the ground to make a boat.

Make Boat. Place Boat. Proceed to crash boat into island.

I pushed the boat back into the sea and got on it and sailed for adventure!

I went onto another island and found a dude that wanted maps. Considering I didn't have maps, he was useless so I tried to stab him. Sadly, I could not stab him. ♥♥♥♥ invincible cartographers.

So then I sailed onwards, this time going a farther distance until something caught my eye.

Some victorious music played as I saw a campfire! I went to the island to see what he was all about.

Apparently there was some treasure he wanted, but couldn't find. So I walked about 30 feet from him and found an X. How bad can your leg be to not walk 30 feet. I dug up the treasure and decided to give it to him because he didn't try to kill me. He gave me a neat little lantern to put on my boat! I named it Jim.

Onwards again, Jim and I sailed. We saw another smoke pillar in the distance and decided to sail for it. Maybe they are nice too?

Wrong. I went on the island and got chased down by a nasty pirate! I sliced him up real good and looted his body. Then I went to explore more, when there was a sneaky pirate waiting for me!

I started to attack the evil fiend when I noticed that my HP was low! This was the end of my adventure for sure, but I wasn't going down without a fight! In my dying breath I swung my sword and took down the pirate with me. Jim may never be found ever again.

10/10 would avenge myself again.

Update: I have teleported to my boat and retrieved Jim.
Posted 30 June, 2016. Last edited 1 July, 2016.
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10.2 hrs on record
I played this on the free weekend it was avalible.

I think that this game is fun.

5/5
Posted 24 April, 2016.
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10.9 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Overall Review: 7.5/10

Overview
This game is great. The servers have a bad history, but after a bit the creators got new servers up and running and logins are working flawlessly. The person making this game is a previous developer of Net Soccer, and it shows. The UI is the most painful thing in this game, expecially when it was back when the servers were trashy, but since the game just went up from greenlight it's okay to have some inconvience riddled inside.

Gameplay
The controls are, if not exactly a replica of, a close copy of Net Soccer, which controls very well. I like the ball lob mechanic the most, and the slide tackle works very well. I've never played Outdoor Soccer(Football), but these seem very nice for the game. The AI controlled players are very well created too, I'm honestly suprised at how well they preform. You can call to them to pass the ball to you, but I wish it made some notification so that you could notify other players as well.

Community & Online Play
The community isn't that great according to some people, but I haven't seen one person that is too rude or plain annoying yet. The team system is well made too, You can make your own custom jerseys, which look actually nice in game. The organised matches are the bread and butter of this game and I love to play in them. With good communication you can make great plays and tactics, and its overall very well done.

Conclusion
Overall I think this game could DEFINITELY use some changes over time, but for only 3 days on steam, it looks amazing and plays very well. The reason for my lower score is that the UI needs some serious reworking to be usable. He possibly needs to find some community members to help with that, most of them would know how it should be done to fit to the player, considering they are the community.
Posted 1 September, 2015. Last edited 1 September, 2015.
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55.2 hrs on record (50.3 hrs at review time)
Very fast and exciting gameplay. This game is the best of Valve x10. Worth every penny.
Posted 29 October, 2011.
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