The day started as any other day, me and my gf sitting on the sofa relaxing. After a cup of coffee, i needed to fart. not knowing the hell i was about to enter, I unleashed the fart, i said “uh that felt juicy” My gf doesnt react. I sit happily watching squid game. then the smell hits. Thats weird, it smell alot like ♥♥♥♥. i reach my hand down and as my hand became wet. my smile vanished. i smelled my hand in hope it might be sweat. i stand up in terror deciding if i should wash myself and act like nothing happened or sit in my ♥♥♥♥ until it hopefully disappears or if i should tell my beautiful gf and traumatize her. Before i could decide, she asks “did something come out?” i said “yes.” hand still covered in ♥♥♥♥, she looked shellshocked, then looked at where i had been sitting. she said nothing got up and grabbed things to start the cleaning process. i shamefully go wash up and crawl back into the crime scene to see my gf dutyfully cleaning up after my little accident

I don’t even know where to start. You know I care about you, right? You know I’ve got so much love and respect for you, but right now I’m losing it. How can you just not respond? How can you leave me hanging like this when I’ve been calling for you, waiting for something from you? I’m angry, yeah, but it’s because I need you. I don’t even care if it’s just a single word, just show me you’re there, that you’re listening. Please, Ish. I’m begging you here. Don’t leave me in this silence. I can’t stand it.

Tell him Mahempoe, dookie ass kid's cartoon

Title: "Naruto: A Grating, Filler-Filled Trainwreck"

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)

Naruto is a bloated, frustrating disaster of an anime. The plot is a never-ending slog of filler episodes, mind-numbing flashbacks, and repetitive "believe in yourself" speeches. Naruto, the loudest, most obnoxious protagonist in anime history, spends over 200 episodes shouting about becoming Hokage—while the actual story limps along at a snail's pace. Characters are either bland or unbearable, and the show wastes hours on pointless side stories about people you’ll never care about. Power-ups are just lazy writing—characters get stronger for no reason, and the battles are drawn out until they lose all impact. The animation’s nothing special, and the music is either grating or forgettable. Naruto is the epitome of style over substance, relying on endless filler and filler arcs to stretch a simple story into a lifetime commitment. If you want a headache with your anime, this is the one for you.

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