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117.3 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
Pretty good game overall. I'm impressed by the performance of the game.
Posted 9 February.
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33.4 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pokemon forced labour camp simulator.
Posted 24 January, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record
Oh my gosh, "UwUkwaainian Baww in Search of Gas" is just the cutest and most thought-pwovoking game ever! You stawt as a wittle UwUkwaainian who dwinks gorilka and eats bacon, but then—oopsie—you tuwn into an adorable wittle baww! 🥺✨ Hehe, isn't that just the silliest? 🤭 Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

From the moment you stawt wowing around, you'we sucked into this magical wowld that's full of mystewy and wonder. 🌟 The contwols might seem a bit wonky at fiwst, but don’t wowwy! It’s all pawt of the wittwe baww's stowy. Since ouw baww isn't pewfectly wound, it has twouble moving, and you feew so much empathy fow it! 🥺💕 Slava Ukraini, and kudos to ouw hewo! 🇺🇦

As you begin youw adventuwe, you'ww notice that gas is evwywhere at fiwst, making you think it’s a weaw pwentiful wesouwce. ⛽ But oh no, it’s not! The game teaches you a wesson about making assumptions. Shame on you! The game's wowe is like, "Nuh-uh, gas is pwetty scawce!" 😳🚫

Moving awound is such a thwiww, but watch out! The wowld has edges, and if you faww off, you have to stawt all ovew again. 😱 It’s so tense! And guess what? There’s no camewa contwol! You have to keep moving fowwawd into the unknown, and it’s so scawy, but exciting too! 😨👉 Slava Ukraini fow bwinging us this challenge! 🇺🇦

And oh my gosh, the siwence! No sounds at aww! It's like you have no eaws, and it makes you think, "Wow, how lonely and quiet must it be?" 🥺🎶 But it’s so deep because it weawwy makes you feew the baww's stwuggwes. 💔

Sometimes you’ww bump into these mystewious stone towews, and you just pass wight thwough them! 😯 It’s so spooky! Awe they even weaw? The twees awe, since you can bump into them, but the towews? Hmmm, such a mystewy! 🌲👻

As you woww fuwwthew, gas gets even mowe scawce, weally dwiving home the point that it’s a non-wenewabwe wesouwce. 🛢️ And then you wealize, "Oh my gosh, ouw cute wittwe baww is an eyebaww! 👁️ So funny!" Slava Ukraini fow making us think so deepwy! 🇺🇦

But this game isn’t just about fun. It’s so deep and makes you think about big questions like, awe we contwolling the baww like a god? 🌌 Awe we causing the end of its wowld? It's such a mind-bwowing expewience! 🤯

For just 49 cents, you get this super deep, engaging game that makes you think and feew so much. If you don’t twy it, you’we missing out on the best expewience evew! 💸 So go on, give it a spin and wemme know what you think! Baww. Is. Wife. UwU! 💖🏐
Posted 23 December, 2022. Last edited 19 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.6 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Civilian Killed -350
Posted 19 December, 2021.
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15.2 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Ok game.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
117.4 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good stuff.
Posted 1 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
71.0 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Modern total war
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
57.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
very good game can pursue lu bu 10/10
Posted 23 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.6 hrs on record
Pretty good game 10/10
Posted 14 May, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
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166.3 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Very fun game. Can convert Jews to the proper religion. 10/10 IGN
Posted 25 April, 2019.
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