"Professional procrastinator with a PhD in avoiding responsibilities. If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. My spirit animal is a sloth on roller skates—graceful but moving at a glacial pace. Powered by coffee and questionable life choices. Remember, I put the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter,' so proceed with caution. 😂🕹️ #Level99Procrastinator"

Soulja boy is our lord and savior and his wrath is mighty those who do not crank dat soulja boy will be submitted to a lifetime of agony and terror so the great and holy mixtape tells us.