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I haven't played this game too much, but neither has anyone else. Although I haven't spent too much money, unlike Counter Strike, this has done some ♥♥♥♥.
This game is beautiful

• I ran away from a giant, black, and hairy box cat by riding a deer that likes to ♥♥♥♥ a lot,
  
• It caused fustration because I couldn't find my Ps3 controller charger to plug it into my laptop,
  
• The boss fights were painful because the easiest ones took an hour to complete,
  
• The 'Catfish' boss level killed me for a long while until that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat got dominated after I leveled up and regained health,
  
• I am not sure if it helped break a friendship or helped save it but either way I am lonely now,
  
• The game pressures me to buy the pink knight because it is so overpowered,
  
• It was a life saver when I wasn't able to play competetive on Counter Strike.

In the end, this game is a great little game, it is fun for multiplayer and it is also fun when you are leveling up your favorite knight just so you can kick your friends ass next time you two do a co-op story.

I would also reccomend Battle Block Theater but I am not writing a review.

This game has done a lot to me,

• It had me waste almost all of my money
  
• In a third of games, I get screams at for my prepubescent voice
  
• I wasted a lot of money
  
• It broke a lot of friendships
  
• I met a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  
• Did I say that I wasted a lot of money?

This is a fun game, but I do not reccomend it to anyone with money issues or anyone to that is trying to save up. This is the biggest time sucker ever, and when you get a thirty minute or seven day ban in competetive you just sit at your desk waiting for that timer to finish.

110/10 Would wallbang off a chicken again

Fun

It's a fun game, it represents the past battles of America's independence and the road to it. The game includes multible battles that are based off the original battles. This is a good source of history.