Напредък за постиженията на Le TéléSucé от POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 10:42

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Откл. на 4 ноем. 2014 в 11:23

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Откл. на 8 ноем. 2014 в 9:38

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Откл. на 18 ноем. 2019 в 13:04

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 11:04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Откл. на 4 ноем. 2014 в 11:26

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Откл. на 15 ноем. 2014 в 9:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Откл. на 21 май 2015 в 8:10

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Откл. на 27 май 2015 в 5:15

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Откл. на 17 май 2022 в 12:10

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Откл. на 24 ноем. 2019 в 8:02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Откл. на 24 ноем. 2018 в 8:23

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Откл. на 14 дек. 2014 в 8:28

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Откл. на 21 май 2015 в 8:33

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Откл. на 13 дек. 2014 в 8:33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Откл. на 14 дек. 2014 в 8:41

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Откл. на 4 ноем. 2014 в 10:59

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Откл. на 24 ноем. 2019 в 8:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Откл. на 27 юни 2015 в 13:29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Откл. на 12 ноем. 2014 в 11:04

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Откл. на 4 ноем. 2014 в 11:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Откл. на 13 дек. 2014 в 9:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Откл. на 14 дек. 2014 в 8:47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Откл. на 27 юни 2015 в 4:43

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Откл. на 26 дек. 2019 в 13:58

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Откл. на 17 май 2022 в 12:13

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Откл. на 8 ноем. 2014 в 9:38

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Откл. на 21 май 2015 в 8:37

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 10:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Откл. на 24 ноем. 2019 в 8:02

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 17 май 2022 в 10:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Откл. на 23 май 2015 в 9:24

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Откл. на 27 май 2015 в 5:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 12:02

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Откл. на 4 ноем. 2014 в 11:41

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Откл. на 17 ноем. 2019 в 12:37

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Откл. на 2 ноем. 2014 в 10:40

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 10:45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 10:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Откл. на 4 ноем. 2014 в 11:34

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Откл. на 15 май 2022 в 7:28

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 10:47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Откл. на 24 ноем. 2019 в 8:02

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Откл. на 13 дек. 2014 в 8:57

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 11:19

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Откл. на 15 апр. 2015 в 9:17

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Откл. на 3 ноем. 2014 в 11:28

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Откл. на 28 юни 2015 в 9:38

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Откл. на 30 окт. 2015 в 5:30

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Откл. на 22 авг. 2016 в 14:17

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Откл. на 22 окт. 2021 в 12:57

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Откл. на 7 ноем. 2015 в 9:47

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Откл. на 4 авг. 2020 в 3:33

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Откл. на 4 авг. 2020 в 3:47

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Откл. на 22 авг. 2016 в 9:54

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Откл. на 22 дек. 2020 в 10:14

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

24 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,810 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

22 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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