Recent reviews by Astoria

Exceedingly excellent game. Fast as hell, slick as hell. Like F-Zero, so, incredibly good.

Fantastic game, incredibly difficult. As expected.

Pretty good portal game. Not quite as long as portal 2 or as story deep, but a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

Goes best with a warm plate of shenanigans.

thog dont caaare

Its a perfectly fine game, not exactly my cup of tea, but hey you might like it.

this is a game about trees with nothing strange at all, nothing, dont worry about it, reaper? ehhh thats not important, the community is quite large and is available on farragofiction.com, dont worry about gigglesnort, its not important.

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The funniest FPS game ever