All right. First thing's first: I want 200,000 up front, another 200 when this is over... oh, and B.O.W.s... those are extra.

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Whatever you are physically...male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy--all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.

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Sagittarius is the traveler of the zodiac and considers every day an opportunity for another adventure. This is a cheerful, spontaneous, and idealistic individual with an exceptional sense of humor. Though there is not a malicious bone in her body, Sagittarius often suffers from foot-in-mouth syndrome, giving honest assessments where a little tact might suit the situation better, then dancing merrily away with nary a thought as to how her comments have negatively affected others. Though not considered particularly deep by friends and acquaintances, Sagittarius does think deeply about the big picture, such as why she is here and where she is going, and can often see the end results with almost prophetic accuracy. As a lifelong seeker of knowledge, Sagittarius will likely be quite well-read in a variety of subjects, and will be equipped with a well-developed philosophy in which she maintains unshakable faith. Sagittarians retain almost a child-like quality throughout their lives, always remaining optimistic and never fully accepting the seriousness inherent in day-to-day living. Obviously, this degree of child-like naivety coupled with borderline reckless spontaneity can and does cause problems for some Sagittarius individuals, but if things don't turn out well, they will dust themselves off and cheerfully jump to their next adventure without any serious regrets.

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Since this thing happened to me, every morning when I wake up, the first thing I think about is -- I mean, after I figure out if I'm still actually here or not -- the first thing I think about is how much time that I have left. All I can really do is kind of... wait for the end. But this morning when I woke up, the first thing I thought about was you. I'm just trying to say that I'm enjoying this. I'm enjoying you and being around you. I just... it's a surprise because I didn't ever think that I would feel this way.

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23:53 - Dark_Swordmaster: You have never made me cry.
23:53 - Inser T Neymheer: Because I'm never going to give you up.
23:53 - Inser T Neymheer: Never going to let you down.
23:53 - Inser T Neymheer: Never gonna run around...
23:53 - Inser T Neymheer: Desert you...
23:53 - Dark_Swordmaster: What's your addy? I'm mailing you a stabbing.