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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
155.5 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Looks like I'm entering into some dark... very dark side of furries.

idk why

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING OFF!
Posted 8 October, 2018. Last edited 8 October, 2018.
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3 people found this review funny
90.6 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
I took second job and accidentally wreck civilian car head-on.

10/10
Posted 20 September, 2018. Last edited 26 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.2 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
If you play this for 1000 hours, Hitler will sent you an invitation to Germany and being a Nazi.

I'm not German nor any European guy, so I guess it's time to say...

"Tut mir leid, nein!" "Nein!" "NEIN!"

Initial D role looks great, am eye rong?
Posted 20 September, 2018. Last edited 20 September, 2018.
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2.5 hrs on record
Idk how to strategy in this game, so...

Maybe I have disappointed Sun Tzu for ruining the strategy
Posted 2 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
45.1 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
MY TRUE SNIPER ELITE 4 EXPERIENCE

- I categorize this game as "Hitler's Balls" before playing.
- I tried shooting range for gold medals.
- Trying Winchester 1874, but I realized it has 5 bullet caps and unstable for me.
- Relying on my lovable Garand, after that I realized the Garand's RoF was like other mainstream Rifles.
- When the campaign began, I realized I skipped SE3 and never played the third one.
- This game reminds me of hitman.
- Enemies are searching for me and getting closer, I shot the guy who carried the TNT and triple killed 'em with PPSh... I survived explosion from full health to a quarter.
- Completing missions in this game needs 1.5 hours or more.
- Suppressed Ammo in this game is more like armed with suppressor.
- I planted S-Mine, I hid behind the bedroom walls, the Mine explodes... an enemy died and so did I.
- "Oh, a third Mission!"
- R (HOLD) SWAP CARCANO FOR CARCANO
- "What?"
- When I want to detonate explosives, I fell on the cliff, forgot to look my way to the perfect spot.
- Restarted on the checkpoint.
- Arrived on the perfect spot.
- Shot the satchel charges.
- Explosion cutscene appears.
- Game crashed.
- Tried the 2nd attempt, game crashed again. Skipped the cam on 3rd.
- Fourth Mission
- R (HOLD) SWAP CARCANO FOR CARCANO
- "Rebellion, why?"
- I started the fifth ones after that.
- I accidentally hold C when I want to go outside the first villa on a small rooftop stairwell.
- "WHAT? HOW? REBELLION, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE GAME?" [cdn.discordapp.com]

True Logic that made my day. No regrets for buying this game.
Posted 14 August, 2018. Last edited 18 August, 2018.
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3 people found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Honestly,

I don't know how to teamwork.

I just finished the tutorials, what's worst gonna happen?
Posted 27 July, 2018. Last edited 27 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
44.4 hrs on record (35.7 hrs at review time)
Company of Heroes 2: The Soviet Lootbox™

What in the hell?
Posted 27 July, 2018.
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23.0 hrs on record
Instead of seriously creating videos and making montages, make meme out of it.

I blame my friend for this.
Posted 27 July, 2018. Last edited 4 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
I have regrets that after playing this game because...

I'm a monster who kills many victims without humanity. I'm a devil now, not an Angel.

Yeah, that's that.
Posted 14 May, 2018.
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7.0 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
WAIT, I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING YET!
Posted 14 May, 2018. Last edited 14 May, 2018.
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