Welcome to my Fear & Hunger first playthrough (FUNGER FOR THE KNOWERS!!!!)!!

Boot game.
Select Mercenary because it's first one to pop up.
Spooky intro.
Spawn outside of the dungeon.
Loot boxes, hear dogs, go inside.
Walk around with a torch on.
Hear a loud sound and a big dude is walking towards me menacingly, reminds me of highschool.
Get into a fight against a big ugly bastard with a machete and his penis swinging around, reminds me of highschool.
Miss my first attack, loose an arm, hit my second attack, the big dude comes closer.
Coinflip, I always go heads, so heads.
It turns out to be tails.
Get obliterated.
Short cutscene pops up, where instead of getting heads on a coinflip, I ended up giving head, and got my tail destroyed, reminds me of highschool.

Thank you Alllmer.