Recent reviews by Monkey

I want to like this game so badly, but it's horrible.

A trip to the retirement home.

Huan Lo Pan: Be careful, maggot! I've heard you've been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around a little too far into the Jians' affairs lately! I think you'll have an accident soon.
1. The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron face as a party mask.
2. I wouldn't have to look for something if there was nothing to find, you can keep your advice to yourself. See you later, scum.

Skull Face's histrionic attention-whoring is no match for Venom Snake's autism.

Stunning for a nine-year-old game, thanks to Yoji Shinkawa's excellent art direction. A fundamental principle forgotten by developers infatuated with hyperrealism alone.