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20 of 35 (57%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Car Wash

Complete the first puzzle
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Returned to the Menu

Clicked the next puzzle button in the first stage
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Something Fishy

Complete the second puzzle
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Something Fishy Too

Complete the second second puzzle
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Trying to make Moooves

Complete the cow puzzle
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:07pm

The Peeper

Pressed against the glass
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Windows Vista

Slowly pressed against the glass
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Steamed Dumplings

Get over here
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Wax On Wacks Off

Hands On
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Just the Tip

What a mouthful
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Complete the final stage

Sticky Eggplant
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Windows is Sex-p

Sushi???
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Did I Just see that?

Complete the game
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Back to the Menu

Click *yourself* back to the menu
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Silent but Violent

Turn off the In-Game Music
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:39pm

TLDR

Skip the Introduction story
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Impatient

Skip the story dialogues 20 times
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Half Way House

Complete 5 Puzzles
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Cheater

Click the hint button 30 times
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Puzzle Master

Complete a puzzle without using the hint button
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:58pm



Illiterate

Skip the story dialogs 200 times
173 / 200

Start Over

Start a new game with progress of a least 5 completed puzzles

PIXEL DICK

You noticed you have a small dick to play with

Aroused

Click a tiny dick 5 times
1 / 5

Erect

Click a tiny dick 10 times
1 / 10

Strokin'

Click a tiny dick 20 times
1 / 20

Beater

Click a tiny dick 50 times
1 / 50

When I think about you I touch myself

Click a tiny dick 100 times
1 / 100

Rub one out

Click a tiny dick 200 times
1 / 200

Strong arm

Click a tiny dick 500 times
1 / 500

Rawhide!

Click a tiny dick 1000 times
1 / 1,000

Down to the bone

Click a tiny dick 5000 times
1 / 5,000

His power is over 9000!

Click a tiny dick 9001 times
1 / 9,001

Master-baiter

Click a tiny dick 10000 times
1 / 10,000
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