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Matpat's Multiverse Theory
Last week we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real and I finally have an answer. Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses. But there is one problem... Out of the 14,000,605 multiverses there isn't a single one where you get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is a quite rare phenomenon. This lack of ♥♥♥♥♥-getting is so rare that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft, and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheated! I know you're probably asking "Why? Why do I get no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" But I think a better question is "Who?" as in "Who the ♥♥♥♥ asked?" You see, nobody asked asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway, tells us that you want attention, a very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.

Am I wrong tho...

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