Ah, Contraband Police - the game that lets you live out your wildest dreams of being a customs commissioner and stopping all those pesky criminals from entering the beautiful land of Acaristan. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!

But let's face it, with all the criminal activity these days, it's starting to feel like Acaristan is the only country left on Earth with any law and order. It's a good thing we have brave heroes like us customs comissioners to protect our borders and keep us safe from harm.

And speaking of harm, it's just tragic-comic that the government of Acaristan has started to see even the game "Contraband Police" as a threat to national security. I mean, come on - it's just a game, right? But I guess they're worried that we'll all become so addicted to it that we'll start smuggling contraband in real life!

But never fear, because us customs comissioners are here to save the day. We already confiscated 100.000 illegal copies of the game, just like a true customs commissioner should. And when those lonely nights at the border post start to get too much to bear, we can always sneak in a little game time on the old computer in the customs barrack. It's like you're living out your own little episode of Contraband Police in real life!

And let's not forget about those hardware donations - because hey, if someone's going to sneak into Acaristan, they might as well bring a little something to make our gaming experience a bit smoother, right?

May Acaristan remain the shining beacon of law and order in a world overrun with criminals. Long live Acaristan!

Ah, Contraband Police - the game that lets you live out your wildest dreams of being a customs commissioner and stopping all those pesky criminals from entering the beautiful land of Acaristan. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it! But let's face it, with all the criminal activity these days, it's starting to feel like Acaristan is the only country left on Earth with any law and order. It's a good thing we have brave heroes like us customs comissioners to protect our borders and keep us safe from harm. And speaking of harm, it's just tragic-comic that the government of Acaristan has started to see even the game "Contraband Police" as a threat to national security. I mean, come on - it's just a game, right? But I guess they're worried that we'll all become so addicted to it that we'll start smuggling contraband in real life! But never fear, because us customs comissioners are here to save the day. We already confiscated 100.000 illegal copies of the game, just like a true customs commissioner should. And when those lonely nights at the border post start to get too much to bear, we can always sneak in a little game time on the old computer in the customs barrack. It's like you're living out your own little episode of Contraband Police in real life! And let's not forget about those hardware donations - because hey, if someone's going to sneak into Acaristan, they might as well bring a little something to make our gaming experience a bit smoother, right? May Acaristan remain the shining beacon of law and order in a world overrun with criminals. Long live Acaristan!