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66.6 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
Perfect on Steam Deck!
Posted 27 April.
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34.8 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Amazing Game!
Posted 14 April.
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46.2 hrs on record (37.8 hrs at review time)
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Diese guhd!
Posted 28 October, 2023.
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10.9 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Ah, Contraband Police - the game that lets you live out your wildest dreams of being a customs commissioner and stopping all those pesky criminals from entering the beautiful land of Acaristan. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!

But let's face it, with all the criminal activity these days, it's starting to feel like Acaristan is the only country left on Earth with any law and order. It's a good thing we have brave heroes like us customs comissioners to protect our borders and keep us safe from harm.

And speaking of harm, it's just tragic-comic that the government of Acaristan has started to see even the game "Contraband Police" as a threat to national security. I mean, come on - it's just a game, right? But I guess they're worried that we'll all become so addicted to it that we'll start smuggling contraband in real life!

But never fear, because us customs comissioners are here to save the day. We already confiscated 100.000 illegal copies of the game, just like a true customs commissioner should. And when those lonely nights at the border post start to get too much to bear, we can always sneak in a little game time on the old computer in the customs barrack. It's like you're living out your own little episode of Contraband Police in real life!

And let's not forget about those hardware donations - because hey, if someone's going to sneak into Acaristan, they might as well bring a little something to make our gaming experience a bit smoother, right?

May Acaristan remain the shining beacon of law and order in a world overrun with criminals. Long live Acaristan!
Posted 19 March, 2023. Last edited 19 March, 2023.
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85.2 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
Big, massive, amazing simulation including the whole earth - masterpiece! Now I can be a pilot.
Posted 11 November, 2022.
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281.9 hrs on record (194.7 hrs at review time)
big great game
Posted 9 October, 2022.
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16.8 hrs on record
great game
Posted 18 September, 2022.
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67.7 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Volunteer, do your best to get further than the prior volunteer... the living souls in our camp rely on you....

A little later:

Sir our volunteer died again.
Repeat.
Sir our volunteer died again.
Roger... Repeat.
Sir our volunteer died again.
Roger that - you shall repeat the process you dumb nut and not your message.
Roger that.

Over and out.
Posted 28 November, 2021. Last edited 22 December, 2021.
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6.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
If you plan to build a Gaming PC this is a great simulator to plan upfront.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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3.6 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Cool game! I was looking for something new to relax after a day´s hard work and this game is great to relax. Relax, create and enjoy. The fish are quietIy moving in your tank while the plants slowly move in the water. RGB colors can be applied to your tank for the perfect scenery. I hope for more decoration, plants, fish and rooms to come to place the aquariums. Would buy again.
Posted 8 November, 2021. Last edited 8 November, 2021.
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