You will buy the legend carry
You will farm unsync ifrit for the burger king crown
You will hand out 500 gil pets to sprouts in Gridania by the adventurer's guild
You will own the small house
You will spam the dote emote
You will fantasia to a male lalafel or a heterochromia cat girl
You will die to mechanics in duty finder and afk after while blaming the healer
You will o/
You will use the novice network as a Second Life roleplay groomer chat room
You will take your gear off for alliance roulette
You will make the "you can do it!" party finder group
You will hardcast raise in dungeons
You will tanksplain the lvl 30 dungeon with no mechanics hoping for commendations
You will buy the 45 dollar whale off the cash shop
You will pm new players on your server after dungeons and tell them to add you on discord
You will sit in perform playing undertale and zelda music
You will afk in limsa lominsa in front of the market board
And you will like it.

IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx

borpa

im really bad at it, but for sure, ill just have to dl it it, then we can clik sum heds

im gud too, takin life eazy peazy lemon squeezy

hi bentry how's it going m8