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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 5:24am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 12:45pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 7:20am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 5:48am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 12:35pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 11:54am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 5:19am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 9:09am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 1:17am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 11:54am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 7:43am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 6:31am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 8:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 11:09pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 11:59am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 9:47am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 11:54am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 1:48am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 5:20am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2020 @ 4:13pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 12:26pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 5:12am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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